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My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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Look up, look down, see those stars and that ground
Those are what keeps us here, its what intrigues the mounds
The ones who spend all day examining that near to empty sky
And the others searching through the earth like ant sized spies
but go if you want and explore this barren land
in the end all youll find is a thing worth less than that stupid shoe brand
All thats here is a means to an end
our demise is what you’ll find locked away just beyond the bend
but i cant stop you, its your choice
Just know those screams arent my voice

(via rena-gohel)
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Look up, look down, see those stars and that ground
Those are what keeps us here, its what intrigues the mounds
The ones who spend all day examining that near to empty sky
And the others searching through the earth like ant sized spies
but go if you want and explore this barren land
in the end all youll find is a thing worth less than that stupid shoe brand
All thats here is a means to an end
our demise is what you’ll find locked away just beyond the bend
but i cant stop you, its your choice
Just know those screams arent my voice

(via rena-gohel)
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